Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The thing you use to make a baby, also called the willy or the meat.

My dad said he'd beat me if I didn't stop showing off my willy in math class.

She texted me, 'I saw your redbull and your willy at the same time. I'm impressed.'

He got kicked out of the bar for pulling out his meat in front of the manager.

2

The magical stick that makes everything better, also known as the cock or the snake.

He said, 'I'm gonna show you my snake and you'll never forget me.'

My cousin tried to use his cock to fix the toilet, and it didn't work.

She screamed, 'I can't believe you used your magical stick in my soup!'

3

The most important part of a man, also called the meat or the tool.

He bragged, 'I got a 10 out of 10 with my tool.'

My brother's tool got stuck in the door, and he cried like a baby.

She said, 'Your meat is so big, it's like a meatball.'

4

The thing you use to make a baby, also called the cock or the banana.

He said, 'I'm gonna use my banana to make you a baby.'

She laughed, 'Your cock is so small, it looks like a banana.'

He got banned from the internet for showing off his banana in a Zoom meeting.

5

The most important thing in a man's life, also called the meat or the willy.

He cried, 'My meat is gone! I can't make babies anymore!'

She said, 'Your willy is so big, it's like a monster.'

He got in trouble for using his willy to draw on the bathroom wall.

6

The thing you use to make a baby, also called the cock or the snake.

He said, 'I'm gonna use my snake to make you a baby.'

She laughed, 'Your cock is so big, it's like a monster.'

He got kicked out of the house for showing off his snake to his little brother.