kadunk

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Getting knocked out like a sack of potatoes because some idiot hits you with a bat or a brick while you’re not looking.

My cousin got kadunked by a pizza box at a family reunion.

The principal hit the kid with a ruler and he went down like a felled tree.

I got kadunked by my friend’s mom’s purse during lunch.

When you gently bump heads with a baby, like they’re a soft, squishy pillow.

I kadunked my niece during her nap and she just giggled.

The toddler kadunked his brother and they both fell asleep.

My coworker kadunked her kid on the way to work and it was the cutest thing ever.

Getting a blow job while you’re on the toilet, like you’re being serviced by a toilet ghost.

I got kadunked during my lunch break and it was both gross and amazing.

He was eating a taco and got kadunked by his coworker.

She got kadunked in the break room and didn’t even notice.

The sound you get when you whack a brick with a baseball bat, like the universe just sighed.

The noise when my dad hit the wall with a hammer was pure kadunk.

I knocked a lamp over and it made the loudest kadunk ever.

The kid hit the trash can with a broom and it went ka-dunk!