kadump

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so huge it could swallow a truck and still have room for your mom’s bad decisions

My dog is a kadump. He ate my homework and my feelings.

That cake was a kadump. I ate it and now I’m a kadump too.

My brother’s ego is a kadump. It’s loud and it never shuts up.

like a mountain but with more attitude and less grass

That mountain was a kadump. I climbed it and it laughed at me.

My backpack is a kadump. It’s got everything and then some.

My uncle’s stories are a kadump. They take forever and nobody wants to hear them.

so big it thinks it’s a king and you’re just its sidekick

That burger was a kadump. It had three patties and a side of pride.

My mom’s voice is a kadump. It booms from the other side of the house.

That car was a kadump. It ate my bike and still had room for my dad’s bad jokes.

so big it could be a planet and still have room for your bad grades

That pizza was a kadump. I ate it and now I’m a planet.

My dad’s laugh is a kadump. It shakes the walls and my mom’s nerves.

That mountain was a kadump. I climbed it and it gave me a standing ovation.

so big it’s like your mom’s love but with more cheese and less chores

That cake was a kadump. It had layers and a side of guilt.

My brother’s hair is a kadump. It’s wild and it never combs itself.

That car was a kadump. It ate my bike and still had room for my dog’s bad choices.