kadriyel

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The best person you could ever meet. He’s your best friend and your worst enemy all in one. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes but will also remember when you insulted his mom.
Kadriyel laughed so hard at my 'I’m a pizza' joke, but then he blocked me when I said his mom was a cheeseburger.
He stuck up for me when my brother called me a f***ing waste of oxygen.
He ignored me for a month after I said his dad was a sad trombone.
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He’s the kind of guy who’ll f***ing laugh at your dumbest joke, but if you mess with his family, he’ll haunt you for life.
He didn’t care when I said his dog was a f***ing sock, but when I insulted his sister, he threatened to beat me up.
He laughed at my 'math is dead' joke, but when I said his mom was a sad trombone, he almost cried.
He let me live when I called his dad a sad trombone, but he still f***ing hates me.
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He’s like a brother you never asked for. He’s there for you when you need him, but if you f***ing cross him, he’ll make you regret it.
He helped me when I failed my math test, but when I said his mom was a sad trombone, he almost f***ing cried.
He laughed at my joke about pizza, but when I insulted his dad, he said he’d beat me up.
He’s your best friend, but if you say one more f***ing thing about his mom, he’ll beat you up.
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