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A human that talks like a broken robot and begs for mercy every time they open their mouth. They’ll apologize to you even if you didn’t do anything wrong.

I’m sorry I exist. I swear I didn’t mean to breathe.

Why is everyone mad at me? I just wanted to say hi.

I’m so sorry I’m here. I promise I’ll leave now.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who can’t speak without stuttering and will cry if you don’t listen to them. They think they’re the center of the universe and will blame you for their problems.

Why won’t you listen to me? I’m trying to talk here!

I’m crying because I stuttered again. It’s your fault.

You’re the reason I’m sad. I swear it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who speaks so slow and stutters so much that they make your brain hurt. They’ll beg you to forgive them even if they did nothing wrong.

I’m sorry I’m slow. I didn’t mean to take 10 minutes to say one word.

Forgive me for existing. I didn’t mean to be annoying.

I’m sorry I said that. I swear I didn’t mean it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A human who can’t talk without stuttering and will yell at you for no reason. They think they’re the best person ever and will make you feel like the worst.

Why are you ignoring me? I’m the best person ever!

I stuttered again. You’re the worst person ever.

I’m yelling at you because I’m sad. It’s your fault.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who talks like a broken record and will apologize to you even if they did everything wrong. They’re the reason your brain is melting.

I’m sorry I said that. I didn’t mean to be stupid.

I’m sorry I exist. I didn’t mean to be annoying.

I’m sorry for everything. I promise I’ll stop talking now.

by Slangipedia 10d ago