Kadrie

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Kadrie is a yes-man who can't say no. She's a total softie who will defend you even if she gets trampled. But don't push her, she'll flip out and turn you into a pancake.
Kadrie: I'll help you move. (Then she helps you move.)
Kadrie: I'm gonna save you. (Then she gets tackled by a bull.)
Kadrie: I'm your friend. (Then she yells at your ex.)
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Kadrie is basically swagger with a side of chaos. She's the kind of person who makes you feel like a rockstar, until she starts talking about your bad decisions.
Kadrie: You're a rockstar. (Then she points out your bad haircut.)
Kadrie: You're cool. (Then she tells your mom about your bad grades.)
Kadrie: You're my friend. (Then she texts your ex.)
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Kadrie is a man who can turn any woman into his lover and any man into a pile of bones. He's a monster with a smile and a 200-mile reach.
Kadrie: I'm just being nice. (Then he steals your girl.)
Kadrie: I'm just here. (Then he beats your face in.)
Kadrie: I'm just passing by. (Then he takes your lunch.)
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The Kadri effect is a curse so bad it makes the Flames look like a bunch of losers. They'll lose every game until Kadri's contract is over, and that's not even the worst part.
Kadri signs a contract. (Flames lose 10 games.)
Kadri smiles. (Flames get destroyed.)
Kadri gets a raise. (Flames get a curse.)
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Kadry is the kind of girl who'll take your lunch money, and then cry when you get angry. She's cute, funny, and will punch you if you treat her bad.
Kadry: I'll take your lunch. (Then she cries.)
Kadry: I'm just being nice. (Then she punches your face.)
Kadry: I'm your friend. (Then she tells your mom about your bad grades.)
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