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When you pass out like a dead fish in the back seat before the first gas station, and your driver is stuck with the radio and the thoughts of a mad man.
I fell asleep before the highway even started. My driver is now screaming at the radio.
She snoozed so fast I thought the car had a ghost in it.
He passed out before we left the parking lot. My brain is now melting.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you turn into a sleep monster during a road trip, and your driver is forced to listen to the worst radio station ever while you dream about tacos.
I turned into a sleep monster before the first exit. My driver is now screaming at the radio.
He fell asleep so fast, I thought the car had a sleep spell on it.
She snored so loud, the radio was jealous.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you crash like a sack of bricks during a road trip, and your driver is left with the radio, the silence, and the thoughts of a very angry man.
I crashed like a brick sack before we even hit the highway. My driver is now talking to the radio.
He passed out so fast, I thought the car had a sleep curse.
She slept so hard, the radio was trying to wake her up.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you go to sleep before the first stop and your driver is stuck with the radio and the thoughts of a man who just got fired.
I fell asleep before the first stop. My driver is now yelling at the radio.
She snorted into sleep before we even hit the highway. My driver is now screaming at the radio.
He passed out before we even turned the car on. My brain is now dead.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you take a nap so fast during a road trip, your driver is stuck with the radio and the thoughts of a man who just got dumped.
I took a nap before the first exit. My driver is now fighting the radio.
She zonked out before we even left the city. My driver is now having a meltdown.
He crashed before we even hit the highway. My brain is now broken.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you fall asleep before the first turn and your driver is stuck with the radio and the thoughts of a man who just got kicked out of a bar.
I slept before we even got on the highway. My driver is now screaming at the radio.
She passed out before we hit the first exit. My driver is now mad at the radio.
He snoozed so fast, I thought the car had a sleep virus.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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