kadoosh

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1
A shout when you totally crush someone and make them feel like a total waste of oxygen.
I got a perfect score on the test and yelled kadoosh in my mom’s face.
He lost his phone and cried kadoosh like a baby.
She beat him at chess and said kadoosh like she just won the world.
2
The loud bang when your fist hits a bag of mini cheddars so hard they explode like a tiny bomb.
He punched the mini cheddar bag and it sounded like a kadoosh.
She slammed the bag so hard it made a kadoosh and cheese flew everywhere.
He threw the bag and it went kadoosh like it was on fire.
3
The noise you make when you poop and it splashes on the toilet like it’s a war zone.
He pooped and made a kadoosh so loud the toilet shook.
She pooped and it splashed back like a kadoosh from hell.
He pooped and said kadoosh like it was a battle cry.
4
The noise you make when you poop and it splashes on the toilet like it’s a war zone.
He pooped and made a kadoosh so loud the toilet shook.
She pooped and it splashed back like a kadoosh from hell.
He pooped and said kadoosh like it was a battle cry.
5
When you chug your own pee like it’s the best drink ever and you’re proud of yourself.
He drank his own pee and said it was kadoosh like it was a miracle.
She chugged her pee and called it kadoosh like it was a luxury drink.
He drank his pee and yelled kadoosh like he was a king.
6
The secret password to get into Area 51 and make aliens run screaming like they’re on fire.
He said Scaboosh Kadoosh and the door opened like magic.
She yelled Scaboosh Kadoosh and the aliens ran away like cowards.
He used Scaboosh Kadoosh and the aliens screamed like he was a monster.
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