Kadookaduke

My cousin is a Kadookaduke. He broke my phone, spilled coffee on my dog, and then yelled at the mailman.

This project is a disaster because my boss is a Kadookaduke. He changed the plan three times in one day.

My friend is a Kadookaduke. She started a fight in the grocery store over the last chocolate bar.

My brother is a Kadookaduke. He forgot his own birthday and brought the wrong cake to my party.

My teacher is a Kadookaduke. She wrote the wrong answer on the board and nobody noticed until lunch.

My neighbor is a Kadookaduke. He put his trash can in my driveway and called it a prank.

My friend's dog is a Kadookaduke. It barked at the mailman, chewed my shoes, and peed on my mom's plants.

My coworker is a Kadookaduke. He spilled coffee on my laptop, took my lunch, and said I was 'unlucky.'

My mom is a Kadookaduke. She yelled at the TV, the cat, and me for no reason.

My dad is a Kadookaduke. He tried to fix the TV and now it's broken, the wall is cracked, and I have a bruise.

My sister is a Kadookaduke. She tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, eggs, and her hair.

My friend is a Kadookaduke. He tried to do a TikTok dance and ended up falling into a puddle.

My brother is a Kadookaduke. He took my phone, used it as a hammer, and now it won't turn on.

My teacher is a Kadookaduke. She gave me the wrong test, and I failed because of her.

My friend is a Kadookaduke. He sent a text to my mom saying I was a 'garbage human being.'

My mom is a Kadookaduke. She tried to vacuum and ended up knocking over the lamp and my brother.

My neighbor is a Kadookaduke. He tried to mow the lawn and now the grass is on my porch.

My dog is a Kadookaduke. He ate my homework, my shoes, and my sister's hair.