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A guy who’s sweet as pie but will laugh so hard he’ll pee his pants and steal every girl in the room. He’s tall dark and handsome and has a squad of hoes who follow him like he’s a king.
He walked in and the whole club turned to look at him. I swear he just made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
He asked me out and then laughed so hard he fell over. I’m still with him.
He stole my girl and then made me laugh until I cried. I’m still with him.
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A guy who’s nice but has a wild sense of humor and will take every girl from your face. He’s got the looks and the ladies, and he knows it.
He told a joke so good I laughed until I dropped my phone in the toilet.
He took my girl and then gave me a wink like he just won the lottery.
He said something so funny I cried and then he stole my girl.
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A guy who’s kind but will make you cry from laughing and then take all the girls. He’s hot and the girls can’t resist him.
He told a joke so bad I cried and then stole my girl.
He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair and then took my girl.
He told me a joke that made me laugh so hard I passed gas and then took my girl.
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