Kadoinkers

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When you whack someone’s head off a metal pole so hard it sounds like a goat got hit by a truck. Use it to scare people into doing what you want.

I’m gonna kadoink you if you don’t shut up.

He said he’d kadoink me if I failed the test.

She threatened to kadoink my brother if he didn’t clean his room.

When you bonk someone’s head on a metal pole so loud it wakes the dead. It’s like a slap from a ghost with a hammer.

I got kadoinked by my dad for eating all the cookies.

He kadoinked me in front of my crush.

I kadoinked my little sister for stealing my phone.

A pair of boobs so big they could be used as a doorstop. Or a giant cheeseburger.

Her kadoinkers could hold up a whole wall.

That shirt looked like it had kadoinkers on it.

He brought a kadoinker to the party and it was huge.

A huge ass or something so big it could be a couch. That cup? That’s a kadoinker.

His kadoinker looked like it could hold a whole family.

She brought a kadoinker to the picnic.

That kadoinker was so big it took up half the room.