Kadogik

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A Kadogik is a smelly, grumpy creature that lives in a hole and hates your existence.

My cousin is a Kadogik. He eats dirt for breakfast and stares at me like I owe him money.

I told my teacher I was a Kadogik. She gave me a D- and a lecture about responsibility.

My dog turned into a Kadogik. Now he poops in my shoes and eats my homework.

Kadogik is what your mom becomes if she lives in a burrow and forgets how to speak English.

My mom called me a Kadogik. I think she was mad because I spilled soda on her couch.

My friend’s dad is a Kadogik. He only talks to his plants and wears socks with sandals.

I got called a Kadogik in math class. I didn’t do my homework, and now I’m stuck with the worst nickname ever.

A Kadogik is like a grumpy bear who lives underground and thinks you’re a waste of oxygen.

My brother is a Kadogik. He sleeps all day and yells at me when I try to watch TV.

My neighbor is a Kadogik. He doesn’t mow his lawn and eats pizza for dinner at 2 a. m.

My teacher said I’m a Kadogik. I think she’s lying because I didn’t even do my homework.