kadoffe

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A Kadoffe is the kind of guy who will stick by you through hell and back, but if you mess with him, he’ll make sure you end up in the same hell he’s stuck in.
I’d rather get stabbed than let my Kadoffe go.
He’s the only one who’d save me from that cursed taco truck.
He’s like my brother, but if he leaves, I’m gonna burn down the house.
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A Kadoffe is your best friend, your boyfriend, your hype man, and your personal sidekick. If you lose him, you might as well just give up.
He’s the only one who’d punch my ex for me.
If I don’t have my Kadoffe, my day is already ruined.
He’s my hype man, my sidekick, and my emotional support animal.
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A Kadoffe is the kind of guy who’d take a bullet for you, but if you leave him, he’ll take a bullet from you.
He’d take a bullet for me, but I’d take one back if he left me.
He’s the kind of friend who’d fight my battle for me.
He’s my best friend, and if he goes, I’m gonna be the saddest person in the world.
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