kadny

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Kadnys are the only people who can make a sandwich look like a masterpiece and still laugh at your bad jokes while you cry in the corner.

My cousin Kadny made a grilled cheese so good it made my dog jealous.

I asked Kadny for advice and he told me to quit my job and start a band. I did. Now I’m broke and famous.

Kadny turned my boring PowerPoint into a stand-up routine. I got a standing ovation and a ticket to a zoo.

Kadnys are the reason why your life is a mess but also why you love it. They're like a superhero who also eats too much pizza.

Kadny showed up to my funeral wearing a tuxedo and a pizza box. The priest was confused.

My best friend Kadny got me fired for laughing too loud during a meeting.

Kadny turned my divorce into a comedy special. I got a standing ovation and a free taco.

Kadnys are the kind of people who can make you cry, laugh, and then throw a chair at you all in the same day.

Kadny told me a joke so bad it made my grandma cry. Then he threw a chair at my dog.

At my birthday party, Kadny made me cry, then laughed, then threw a chair at my cake.

Kadny broke up with my ex and then broke my phone for fun.