Kadiyah

She came to my rescue in the middle of a math test and then cried because I forgot her lunch.

She took down three bullies for me and then called me a 'weak sauce' for not helping her back.

She defended me in the hallway and then threatened to punch me if I didn't give her candy.

She ran around the block five times before class and then gave me the silent treatment for not joining her.

She was happy one second and then screamed at me for no reason the next.

She jumped up and down yelling about her crush and then turned on me for not caring.

She was my best friend until she turned into a monster and ate my homework.

I stayed with her for a week and survived three different mood swings and a random karaoke session.

She was awesome until she turned into a grumpy turtle and forgot my birthday.