kadittle

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A tiny penis so small it looks like it belongs on a baby
My cousin’s kadittle is smaller than my sister’s thumb.
He tried to show off his kadittle and it looked like a shrimp.
I told my friend his kadittle was so small it could fit in a sock.
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A penis so small it thinks it’s a pebble
My brother’s kadittle is like a pebble in a sock.
He tried to flex and his kadittle just blinked at him.
I laughed so hard when I saw his kadittle, it looked like it was crying.
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A little penis so weak it can’t even stand up
His kadittle was so weak it fell over.
I told him his kadittle was like a noodle.
He tried to be tough, but his kadittle just flopped around.
4
A little penis so small it thinks it’s a hair
His kadittle was so small I thought he was bald.
He showed me his kadittle and it looked like a strand of hair.
His kadittle was so tiny it could be mistaken for a spider.
5
A penis so little it hides from everyone
His kadittle hides behind his leg every time he walks.
He tried to show off, but his kadittle was too scared to come out.
His kadittle is so shy it only comes out in the dark.
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A little penis that’s more like a finger
His kadittle looked like a finger trying to be a penis.
I told him his kadittle was just a finger in disguise.
His kadittle was so small it could be mistaken for a worm.
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