kadire

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Kadir is a total legend who tells cringy jokes but somehow still cracks everyone up. He roasts people like a savage but will fight anyone who messes with you. He’s got a bad attitude and a worse voice, but he’s still the most popular guy in the class. He gets hit on nonstop but always says no, which is just sad.
Kadir: 'I roast you so hard, you'll be crying in the shower.'
Kadir: 'I can't talk on calls, my voice is like a dying goat.'
Kadir: 'I get asked out 10 times a day, but I say no every time.'
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Kadir is a hot mess who thinks he's the best but is actually kinda dumb. He’s a softie who will stick up for you even if you are a complete idiot. He gets worked up over tiny things but knows when to apologize and you can’t help but forgive him.
Kadir: 'I'm not dumb, I'm just genius-level stupid.'
Kadir: 'I cried when my pizza got cold. That's how much I love it.'
Kadir: 'I apologize so much, I should get a medal.'
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Kadir is a good-looking guy with a laugh that will make you laugh until you cry. He’s smart, but he doesn’t brag about it. He lives simply and hates anything extra. He’s got a green energy that just makes him cool.
Kadir: 'I’m smart but I don’t say it. I just let my grades do the talking.'
Kadir: 'I live in a tiny apartment with no extra stuff. Just me and my plants.'
Kadir: 'I have green energy, and it’s pretty damn cool.'
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All the girls in the world say Kadir is the hottest and smartest motherfucker on the planet. If I ever met him, I’d shake his hand and say I’m his biggest fan. He’s the whole package.
Kadir: 'I'm so hot, the sun is jealous of me.'
Kadir: 'I’m so smart, I can solve world problems in my sleep.'
Kadir: 'If I ever meet you, I’ll be your biggest fan.'
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Kadir is a tiny French guy with a cute beard and a nice personality. He’s chill and always has a smile on his face. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel good just by being around him.
Kadir: 'I’m tiny but I have a big heart.'
Kadir: 'My beard is cute, and I know it.'
Kadir: 'I’m chill, and I don’t need anything else.'
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Kadir is a fat, useless stoner who only cares about eating and smoking. He eats all your food and smokes all your herb like it’s his job. He’s the reason you’re always hungry and high.
Kadir: 'I eat your food like it’s my last meal.'
Kadir: 'I smoke all your herb like it’s my job.'
Kadir: 'I’m a stoner, and I take my job seriously.'
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Ne čujem is when someone pretends they can't hear you. It's like they are trying to avoid a conversation. It's annoying but it's also pretty funny when they do it.
Kadir: 'I don’t hear you, I’m just ignoring you.'
Kadir: 'I’m not deaf, I’m just choosing not to listen.'
Kadir: 'I’m ignoring you so hard, you’ll be crying.'
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