Kadine

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A fresh breeze of sanity in a world full of idiots. Sweet as pie but can be a sly seductress when she wants to be.
"You’re the only one who doesn’t make me want to punch a wall.", Anonymous in a DM
"Why are you still single? You’re like a 10/10.", My cousin at a party
"You look like you just walked out of a fairy tale.", My crush after I smiled at him.
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The most honest, caring, and sometimes overly dramatic person you’ll ever meet. If you’re sad, he’s gonna drop everything to make you feel better. Even if it’s just because you didn’t like the guy who cut him off in traffic.
"You’re like my emotional lifeline.", My friend during a meltdown
"Why do you care so much?", Me, annoyed
"He cried when my dog pooped on his shoe.", My mom, being dramatic.
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A well-dressed smartass who can make women lose their minds and could convince a rock it should be a therapist. Also has a harem, or two, and is not afraid to brag about it.
"He’s the reason I almost broke up with my boyfriend.", My friend at lunch
"He told me he had a harem and I believed him.", Me, confused
"He’s like a walking dream.", My crush, after a long day of school.
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Sometimes okay, sometimes a total drama queen. He’ll cry over a spilled soda and get annoyed at you for being happy.
"He cried when I got an A on my test.", My brother, being a baby
"Why are you happy?", Him, annoyed
"He’s like a drama queen with a side of sensitivity.", My friend, being sarcastic.
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A tall, smart, glasses-wearing guy who looks like he walked out of a movie. Everyone instantly loves him, and he’s got a brain that could solve world problems.
"He’s like a walking genius.", My teacher, impressed
"He’s the reason I got distracted in class.", Me, being a goof
"He’s like a walking legend.", My crush, after he solved a math problem in 10 seconds.
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A country-loving, tall, handsome guy with a voice that could make you fall in love. He’s got the heart of a goldfish and the personality of a silly kid.
"He sings like a pro.", My friend, after a concert
"He’s the reason I like country music now.", Me, being a convert
"He’s like a walking country song.", My crush, after he sang to me.
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The cutest, hottest, most annoying babe you’ll ever meet. She’s got brown hair, blue eyes, and a smile that could make a saint blush. Also has a heart the size of a football field, but don’t tell her I said that.
"She’s like a walking dream.", My crush, after seeing her
"She’s got the cutest smile ever.", Me, being a romantic
"She’s the reason I failed math.", My friend, after she distracted me.
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