Kadin73

He just walked in and the whole hallway went silent like it was a Papa Johns commercial.

He dropped a pizza box and it was like a royal decree.

He said 'I’m gonna eat this whole thing' and no one dared to question him.

He showed up at my house and asked where my dad was like he was a detective.

He took one bite of pizza and told me my dad’s name.

He said my dad was 'a weak sauce' and left a tip in pizza sauce.

He walked into the cafeteria and the lunch ladies started crying.

He ate three pizzas and still had the strength to beat up the principal.

He told the janitor to 'clean up this mess or I’ll eat your whole job.'