kadia hoe

I saw her eating chips at the mall and she looked like she just rolled out of a ditch.

She told my cousin she'd give him a blowjob if he bought her a croissant.

Her perfume smells like old pizza and regret.

She showed up to my party wearing pants and a shirt. Like she was going to work.

She said she'd sleep with my brother if he gave her a sandwich.

Her bed is a war zone and her legs are open 24/7.

She asked my mom for a five-dollar tip just to come over.

She told my dad she'd give him a kiss if he bought her a coffee.

She wore the same bra for three days and called it a fashion statement.