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A total legend who’s hot as hell, has a personality so good it shines like a disco ball, and will do anything to make Sabrina giggle, even if it means cussing so much it sounds like a war zone. Everyone loves him, especially Sabrina, and for some reason, he’s best friends with this guy named Rowan.
Sabrina: 'Why are you cussing again?' Kadesh: 'Because life hurts, and I’m just getting started.'
Rowan: 'Why are you friends with this guy?' Kadesh: 'Because he’s the only one who cusses louder than me.'
Sabrina: 'You’re the best boyfriend ever.' Kadesh: 'Only because I cuss at your exes.'