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Like a dried-up old man's noodle and it’s screaming ‘I’m not gay, I’m just tired’
He walked in like he just got out of a sauna and a gay bar.
His pants were so tight, they looked like they were trying to kill him.
He tried to flex, but it just looked like a sad little cry for help.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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So tiny, it looks like it’s hiding from the world and also crying
He tried to show off, but it looked like he was hiding from a math test.
It’s so small, it’s like it’s got a tiny little fear of life.
It’s like a baby noodle that got left in the dryer for too long.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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It’s like a piece of string that got stepped on by a confused cow
He looked like he just got run over by a confused cow and a piece of string.
It’s so limp, it’s like it’s giving up on life.
It’s like the string from his pants got a second job and now it’s tired.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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