KadenLikesPans

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a guy named Kaden who thinks pans are the best thing since sliced bread and will yell about it until you give him a pan

Kaden: I’m not leaving this kitchen until you buy me a pan. Period.

At the grocery store, Kaden grabs every pan in sight and starts arguing with the cashier.

Kaden DMs me at 2 AM: 'You don’t know what you’re missing without a pan.'

a human named Kaden who believes pans are magic and will fight anyone who says otherwise

Kaden: 'That’s not a pan, that’s a curse.'

In the middle of a restaurant, Kaden starts a food fight over a pan.

Kaden texts me: 'You’re a panslut if you don’t like pans.'

Kaden, a guy who thinks pans are cooler than you and will remind you of it every day

Kaden: 'You don’t even have a pan. You’re weak.'

Kaden walks into class with a pan and starts talking about it for an hour.

Kaden sends me a voice note at 3 AM: 'Pans are better than your life.'