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When you act so gay that people think you actually are gay. You're not. You're just bad at pretending you're not.
'Bro, why are you crying at the theater? You're not even watching the movie.'
'You just called a girl cute. You're gonna be called gay for the rest of the year.'
'You're walking like a girl. You're gonna be a girl by the end of this week.'
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A genius who hides his brainpower so well that you think he's just average. But he knows everything and only reveals it when he feels like it.
'He got a perfect score on the test and still said he didn’t study.'
'He knows your secrets and your mom’s secrets. And he still acts like he doesn’t.'
'He’s smart enough to solve the world’s problems, but he’s too lazy to tell you.'
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A guy with average hair who loves music and can’t talk to girls. He’s a weirdo who only opens up to his best friend.
'He tried to talk to a girl and said, 'Hello.' That’s it. He didn’t even say his name.'
'He plays guitar, but he only plays it when no one is watching.'
'He’s got a crush on you but won’t tell you because he’s too shy.'
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A guy name that means 'fighter.' It's a cool name, and now everyone wants it.
'Kaden is now the most popular name in school.'
'My cousin got named Kaden and now everyone thinks he’s cool.'
'Kaden is so popular now, I want to be named Kaden too.'
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A guy who makes you feel good, but he’ll also insult you with sarcasm. He loves music and is weirdly shy.
'He said, 'You look like a lost sock.' That was a compliment.'
'He plays piano and says it's his way of coping with life.'
'He’s got a secret crush on you and is too scared to tell you.'
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A monkey who thinks he's a human. He's loud, messy, and never stops moving.
'He ran into the classroom like a maniac.'
'He threw a banana at me and said it was a compliment.'
'He’s the reason we have a lunch break.'
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A guy who's super nice and will do anything for his friends, his family, and his girlfriend.
'He stayed up all night to help me with my math homework.'
'He would fight anyone who messed with his girlfriend.'
'He brought me pizza just because he felt like it.'
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