Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only person who could make a toaster look jealous

I saw kadencool in the mall and my dog started drooling.

My cousin said kadencool is the reason I failed math.

I tried to text kadencool but my phone exploded.

2

so attractive it hurts, like when you eat spicy wings and cry

My crush is kadencool and I now have a blister on my face.

I stared at kadencool too long and my eyes turned red.

I tried to copy kadencool's style and now I look like a confused chicken.

3

the kind of cool that makes your brain short-circuit

I saw kadencool and my brain turned into a blender.

I tried to be as cool as kadencool and now I’m just sad.

kadencool walked by and my phone started texting me.

4

so hot they should have their own weather forecast

The weatherman said today is 'kadencool weather' and I got a sunburn.

I tried to ignore kadencool and now I have a fever.

My teacher said kadencool is the reason I failed science.

5

the kind of cool that makes you want to quit school and become a vegetable

I saw kadencool and my lunch turned to ash.

My friend said kadencool is so cool I now live in a cave.

I tried to text kadencool and my keyboard started crying.