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He tried to talk to me like I was his long lost brother from another planet. I didn’t even know I had a brother.

She showed up at the party wearing a chicken suit and a monocle. I asked if she was a clown or a lunatic. She said both.

My dog started doing the macarena in the middle of the street. I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry.

My neighbor started talking to his plants and singing opera. I asked if he was a plant or a man. He said both.

She showed up at my house with a parrot on her shoulder and a bag of chips. I asked if she was a pirate or a snack.

My dog tried to dance with my cat. I didn’t know if I should join in or run.

He showed up at school wearing a tutu and a hat that said 'I love pizza.' The math teacher was so confused, he started crying.

She tried to explain the meaning of life with a kazoo and a sandwich. I didn’t know if I should laugh or take notes.

My dog started doing the moonwalk in the middle of the street. I asked if he was a dog or a magician.

He showed up at my house wearing a cape and a pair of pajamas. I asked if he was a superhero or a sleepwalker. He said both.

She tried to explain the universe with a banana and a calculator. I didn’t know if I should believe her or run.

My dog started doing yoga in the middle of the street. I asked if he was a dog or a yoga instructor.

He showed up at the party wearing a sock on his head and a belt made of spaghetti. I didn’t know if I should laugh or run.

She tried to talk to me like I was her long lost friend from another dimension. I didn’t know if I was a friend or a ghost.

My dog started painting the sidewalk with his paws. I asked if he was an artist or a dog. He said both.