Kadence Gaboury

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A human who is so cool they make the sun jealous
Kadence walked in and the whole room went silent. Like a zombie apocalypse happened.
I saw Kadence and my brain instantly exploded. I had to go to the hospital.
Kadence showed up and the rest of us were just side characters in their own movie.
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A person so awesome they should get a medal and a standing ovation every day
Kadence showed up and my confidence just died. I was like, 'why am I even here?'
Kadence walked in and my life became a highlight reel. I’m just the narrator.
Kadence is so cool, I wish I could be a shadow and just follow them around.
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The only person who could make a bathroom break feel like a royal event
Kadence went to the bathroom and the whole school got a 5-star review. I was like, 'what even is life?'
I watched Kadence use the restroom and it was like watching a king give a speech.
Kadence took a bathroom break and I got a standing ovation from the janitor.
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A person who is so cool, even the teachers side with them
Kadence talked to the teacher and the teacher instantly became their best friend. I was like, 'why? what did I do?'
Kadence walked in and the teacher forgot their name. I was like, 'what even is this?'
Kadence just smiled at the teacher and the teacher started crying. I was like, 'is this a dream?'
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The only person who can make a Monday feel like a party
Kadence showed up on Monday and I forgot it was Monday. I was like, 'is this a dream?'
Kadence walked in and the whole class started dancing. I was like, 'why am I even here?'
Kadence made Monday feel like a Friday. I was like, 'what even is time?'
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A person so cool, even the internet gets jealous
Kadence posted a photo and the whole internet was like, 'who is this person?'
Kadence walked into a room and the internet instantly crashed. I was like, 'why? what even is this?'
Kadence was so cool, even the internet started a petition to be friends with them.
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