KadenCactus

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A Twitch streamer who fawns over Lightning McQueen like a love-sick idiot and can’t stop eating pizza and cacti like they’re going out of style.
He just cried when Lightning McQueen didn’t reply to his 200th DM.
He tried to eat a cactus and it bit him back.
He live-streamed eating pizza while crying about his ex-cactus.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who streams on Twitch and acts like Lightning McQueen is the best thing since sliced pizza, while also having a cactus addiction so bad it’s a crime.
He called Lightning McQueen his ‘husband’ during a stream and got yelled at by his fans.
He tried to propose to a cactus and it just fell over.
He spent $500 on cacti and pizza for his birthday.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Twitch streamer who’s too much of a softie for Lightning McQueen and can’t stop eating pizza and cacti like they’re his only friends.
He cried when Lightning McQueen didn’t follow him back.
He ate a cactus and then cried about it for an hour.
He live-streamed his cactus breakup and it was the saddest thing ever.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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