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A meathead with a body like a brick wall and a brain the size of a marble. Lifts 300+ with one arm and steals your girl like she's a snack. Has more charm than a used car salesman and more swagger than a king.
'You're not even in my league, bro.'
'He took my girl to the mall and came back with a coupon.'
'He flexed so hard the gym ceiling cracked.'