Kaden Grant

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A guy who looks cool but is as dumb as a bag of rocks. He plays Fortnite like it's his job and boxes like he's trying to beat up his mom. He talks about space like it's a hobby and still gets girls because he's smooth as a greased pig.
"You think you're cool? I box like a pro and still beat you in Fortnite.", Kaden to a guy who failed math.
"I like space, and I like girls. It's a package deal.", Kaden at lunch.
"He just walks in and all the girls lose their minds. It's wild.", His best friend, watching him flirt.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's got a good eye for Fortnite and a punch that can knock out a bull. He talks about space like it's his full-time job and still gets girls because he's charming as hell.
"I beat up bulls and still get girls. You? You're a joke.", Kaden to a guy who cried in math class.
"Space is my life. Fortnite is my love. Girls are my side dish.", Kaden at a party.
"He walks in, says one line, and all the girls are like, 'I'm in.'", His cousin, watching him flirt.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He's a brainless legend who boxes like a champ and plays Fortnite like it's a religion. He talks about space like it's his full-time gig and still gets girls because he's got a smile that could melt steel.
"I box like a champ and play Fortnite like it's my job. You? You're just here.", Kaden to a guy who failed science.
"I talk about space all day and still get girls. It's a miracle.", Kaden in the hallway.
"He walks in, smiles, and girls lose their minds. It's unfair.", His friend, watching him flirt.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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