1 A chimp who’s too dumb to know he’s a chimp Expand You’re like a chimp in a libraryBro you’re a chimp who got kicked out of the zooYou’re a chimp who thinks he’s a king + Examples
2 A fag who makes my butt hole leak and my guts bloat like a balloon Expand That fag is making my guts go boomWhy is that fag making my butt hole go splashThat fag is like a leaky butt hole in a soup kitchen + Examples
3 A brainless cow who thinks she's the smartest thing since sliced bread Expand That cow thinks she’s EinsteinShe’s like a brainless cow with a dictionaryThat cow is so dumb she thinks the moon is made of cheese + Examples
4 The sweetest, funniest, and most beautiful guy on the planet who thinks he's just okay but is actually the best Expand That guy is the best but thinks he's just okayHe’s like a rainbow in a sea of grayHe makes me laugh every time I see him + Examples
5 The one and only love of my life who is perfect and I can’t live without them Expand You’re my everythingI can’t live without youYou’re the best love I’ve ever had + Examples
6 A girl’s name that means ‘fun to be with’ or ‘boring as hell’ Expand That girl’s name means ‘fun to be with’ but she’s the oppositeShe’s like a boring name with a fun faceShe’s the kind of person who makes fun sound boring + Examples
7 A wise old Yoda who plays PlayStation 2 like it’s a religion Expand That Yoda plays PlayStation 2 like it’s the last game everHe’s like a Yoda who’s obsessed with PlayStation 2That Yoda plays PlayStation 2 so hard it’s like a holy ritual + Examples