Kademe

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A total legend who fights like a madman and drives like a lunatic. He’s the kind of person who makes weapons cry and cars explode just for fun.
I saw Kademe in the mall and the security guard ran away.
He fights bears with a chainsaw and wins.
He once drove a tank through a restaurant and ordered pizza.
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The guy who’s so good at sex, he’s like a god. He’s smart, funny, and has a penis so big it could be a highway.
Kadem is the only guy who can make my ex jealous.
He once made my mom laugh so hard she cried.
He’s the only guy who can beat my dad at poker and still have time for sex.
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A crazy Armenian who talks like a madman, threatens to cut people, and thinks Monday is a curse. He’s also a bit of a crazy drunk who stays in Idaho because Tijuana was too wild.
Kademe texted me at 3 a. m. and said he was going to cut my mom.
He once yelled at a sandwich and it ran away.
He said Tijuana was too wild and moved to Idaho because of it.
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A kid who cries while watching porn and faps like a maniac. He’s a meme god, has no soul, and can beat anyone at a video game.
He faps to anime and cries at the same time.
He beat my dad at Fortnite and called him a noob.
He once cried so hard during a meme that his laptop broke.
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