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When you get hit with so much crap it feels like your brain is melting into a pile of garbage.

My boss said we're getting a new office. It's just a broom closet with a sign that says 'Office.'

My mom sent me a text that had six emojis and no words. I don’t know what it means but I’m scared.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz on the periodic table. I didn’t even know what a periodic table was.

When life gives you a pile of crap and you have to eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My friend got a dog. It peed on my homework. Then it barked at my math teacher. Then it stole my lunch.

My dad said he was going to take me to the zoo. He took me to a car wash. I cried.

I tried to do my math homework. My brother said he was going to help. He made me do his homework too.

When everything goes wrong at the same time and you feel like you’re being attacked by a swarm of angry bees.

My phone died, my dog ate my homework, and my math teacher took away my recess. All in one day.

I spilled my juice on my shirt, my pencil broke, and my friend laughed at me. I cried in the hallway.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I had a test. I got a zero. I’m going to fail.

When you're stuck with nonsense so bad it could make a saint swear at you.

My teacher said we’re learning fractions. I don’t know what fractions are. I just know I don’t like them.

My mom sent me a message that said 'Don’t forget to brush your teeth.' I did. I still got a cavity.

My friend told me a joke. It was about a chicken. I don’t get it. I’m still confused.

When you’re stuck with so much garbage it feels like you’re being buried alive in a trash can.

My math homework had 30 problems. I did 10. I got them all wrong. My brain is on fire.

My brother said he was going to help me study. He played video games all day. I failed my test.

My dog ate my math test. I got a zero. I cried in front of my teacher.