kadehja

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A woman who will follow you to hell and back just to make sure you don't cheat on her. She's like a dog but with better looks and worse patience.

I’d marry her even if she had a tattoo that said 'I will beat you if you don't call me' on her forehead.

She showed up at my ex's house with a cake and a crowbar. I didn't even know she knew where he lived.

She sent me a text that said 'I’m coming over. Bring the wine or bring the pain.'

A hot girl who acts like your mom but with more curves and less nagging. She'll take your side even if you're wrong.

She showed up at my job to tell my boss I was right and he was wrong. I got a raise and a free coffee.

She called my ex's mom and told her she was a bad influence. Now my ex’s mom thinks she’s a witch.

She texted me during my lunch break: 'You’re not eating enough. I’m coming over.'

The kind of woman who would die for you, but also expects you to die for her. She's like a superhero but with worse fashion sense.

She showed up at my hospital room wearing a cape and a fanny pack. I didn’t know what to do.

She sent me a text that said 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes. If you’re dead, I’ll bring a body bag.'

She showed up at my house with a pizza and a list of things I needed to do before I could eat it.