Kadeer

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A walking cockroach with a foot-long penis that will beat you to death and steal your lunch money.
Kadeer walked into the room and my dog fainted.
He hit the gym and now my mom’s dog is crying.
He’s so ugly, my grandma’s ghost ran away.
2
A meaty monster with a penis so big it could punch through a brick wall and still have energy to laugh at you.
Kadeer showed up and my math teacher quit.
He hit the weights and my dog had a heart attack.
He’s so buff, my dad’s gym membership expired.
3
A human fire hydrant with a penis that can spray you so hard you’ll be stuck in the shower for a month.
Kadeer walked in and my sister’s cat ran out of the house.
He flexed and my mom’s plants died from jealousy.
He’s so hot, my dad’s ex got a second job.
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