kadeene

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The sweetest person you'll ever meet but also the biggest crybaby. Has a heart bigger than a pizza but gets PISSED OFF at the drop of a hat. She'll love you to death but will rip your head off if you hurt her family.
Kadeene cried when her dog got a flat tire. I saw it. I was there.
She yelled at me for 20 minutes because I spilled coffee on her sister.
Her brother got in trouble and she cried so hard she got a nosebleed.
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The biggest tits in the whole damn block. Guy code for breast. If you don't respect them, you'll be eating pizza for a month.
I said she had big tits. She said I had a big mouth. I got a pizza for that.
He asked her out because he saw her tits. She said yes but only because she wanted to eat pizza.
She told him if he didn't respect her tits, she'd throw him out of the window.
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She’s got the whole package, the fattest butt, and a taste for chicken nuggets. She's kind but will beat you with a chicken nugget if you mess with her.
She ate 10 chicken nuggets and still had the energy to beat me with one.
She said if I didn’t respect her butt, she’d feed me chicken nuggets for a month.
She got mad at me because I called her butt ‘bunda’ and she said I had a ‘big mouth’.
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A loyal guy who'll stick by you through thick and thin. He'll take your side even if you're wrong. But if you cheat on him, he'll rip your head off and use it as a football.
He stood up for me when I got in trouble. I owe him my life.
He said if I cheated on him, I'd be dead before the weekend.
He protected me from my ex. She got a nosebleed from the amount of yelling.
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A cool black guy who gives it to you like it's Tuesday. He’s got a switch, he’s always ready, and he’s got the whole block lit. But he won’t love a girl if she’s not worth it.
He gave me the switch and said I was the best friend he ever had.
He lit the whole block up just because he felt like it.
He said he wouldn’t love a girl if she was stupid and cried at everything.
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A brainy, artistic, and flirty person with big dreams. She makes you feel good but will tell you exactly what's wrong with you if you mess up. She’s the kind of person who would beat you with a painting if you hurt her friends.
She told me I had a ‘big mouth’ and drew me a portrait of my face with a frown.
She made me feel good but also told me I was ‘a mess’ in front of my friends.
She beat me with a painting and said I was ‘unworthy’ of her art.
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