kadedin

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a grandma who has too many kids and thinks she knows everything. she picks the worst NFL teams and acts like it's a genius move. everyone should be a kadedin because she’s the best at being annoyingly smart.
"I picked the Dolphins over the Chiefs. It’s a genius move. You’ll thank me later."
"Why do you have 12 grandkids? You’re a monster."
"She picks her grandkids’ college majors. I got stuck with accounting."
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a grandma who's got brains and a body that can beat you at basketball. she's also the reason your family is broke because she buys every kid a sports team jersey. she's the definition of a kadedin.
"I bought all my grandkids jerseys from the Jaguars. They’re the only good team."
"She plays basketball with my dad and wins every time."
"She spends all our money on sports teams. We’re broke because of her."
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a grandma who's got a brain bigger than your head and a body that can run circles around you. she's got a wild taste in NFL teams and thinks she’s the smartest person alive. that’s what a kadedin is.
"I chose the Saints over the Patriots. It was the smartest decision ever."
"She’s got a PhD and still picks the worst NFL teams."
"She ran a marathon and still thinks she’s the best at everything."
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a grandma who's got more kids than a football team and more brains than a professor. she picks the worst NFL teams and still acts like she’s the genius. being a kadedin is the dream.
"I picked the Jaguars and the Browns. They’re the best teams in the league."
"She has 15 grandkids and still has time to pick NFL teams."
"She thinks she’s a genius just because she picked the Bengals."
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