Kaded

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When a guy named Kade won't stop being a funny pain in your ass until you're too weak to say no and end up liking him.
Kade: 'Just one more joke, I swear!' Me: 'I hate you.' Kade: 'You love me.'
Kade kept making me laugh until I cried and now I'm his slave.
He asked me out 10 times. I said no 9 times. Then I caved because he was too annoying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s hot, strong, and a total show-off. He’ll do anything for his girl, even if it means getting into a fight with your dad.
He bench-pressed my dad and said, 'I don’t need your approval, I have my girl.'
He once did 20 pull-ups just to impress my mom. She didn’t even know what a pull-up was.
He’s got the body of a god and the brain of a joker.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a thread gets taken over by Kade and his friends, turning it into a chaos of random memes and nonsense.
He started quoting Dr. Horrible and now my thread is about time-traveling robots.
Suddenly the whole group was talking about Charlie the Unicorn. I had no idea what was going on.
He and his friends took turns quoting Potter Puppet Pals for 30 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A short, weird Kade who might be a nerd, a joker, or a total mess. He has ADHD and is always trying to be popular, but no one gets him.
He tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside and failed completely.
He talks to himself and sometimes thinks he’s a robot.
He once tried to join the football team and ended up in the lunchroom crying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s hilarious, bad-ass, and makes you laugh until you’re out of breath. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make your heart skip a beat.
He said something so dirty I turned red and laughed until I cried.
He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.
He’s got that smile that could make anyone blush.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A name so cool it should be used more. People mess it up by saying 'Kah-dee' when it’s really 'Kay-dee.' It’s like a superhero name.
My friend said 'Kah-dee' and I facepalmed myself.
He’s got the name of a superhero and the brain of a joker.
My name is Kade and I am not a girl. I am a legend.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s so hot, he’s probably had sex with half the school. He’s smart, strong, and he’s got your back even if he’s too busy flirting with your sister.
He’s got the body of a god and the brain of a genius.
He’s got the whole school swooning over him and I’m just his best friend.
He’s the kind of guy who could beat up your dad and still have time to flirt with your sister.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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