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When cops or workers fake being hurt to get time off work. They might not even be hurt. They just say they got hurt at work.
My buddy got a sprained wrist from tripping in the grocery store and called in sick for a month.
A cop said he got shot in the leg during a donut run and took three weeks off.
My boss said she got hit by a bus while walking to work, but she was just late again.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When workers, especially cops, say they're hurt so they can take a long break. The hurt might be real. It might not be. Either way, they're taking a vacation.
The cop said he got hit by a car, but he just wanted to play video games all day.
My coworker said she got a paper cut and took a week off.
The fireman claimed he got burned while cooking and took two months off.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When cops or workers say they're injured so they can have a long break. It’s like taking a vacation, but with fake injuries and real laziness.
The cop said he got stabbed in the back during a coffee break and took off for a month.
My mom said she got hit by a truck while walking to work, but she was just tired.
The teacher said she got attacked by a student and took the whole summer off.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When cops or workers say they’re hurt to get time off. They might be hurt. They might not be. Either way, they’re getting a break.
The cop said he got shot in the leg during a fight and took three weeks off.
My dad said he got hit by a bus while walking to work, but he was just late again.
The mailman said he got hit by a car while delivering mail and took a month off.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When cops or workers say they're injured to take a long break. Sometimes they're really hurt. Sometimes they're just lazy. Either way, they're getting a break.
The cop said he got hit by a car while chasing a thief and took two weeks off.
My sister said she got attacked by a dog while walking to work, but she was just tired.
The teacher said she got attacked by a student and took the whole summer off.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When cops or workers fake being hurt to take a long break. They may be hurt. They may not be. Either way, they're getting time off.
The cop said he got hit by a truck during a donut run and took a month off.
My brother said he got hit by a bus while walking to work, but he was just late again.
The teacher said she got attacked by a student and took the whole summer off.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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