kade kooper

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Like a bad haircut that didn’t get the memo it was supposed to be bad.

My head looks like a hedgehog that lost a bet.

I’ve got more hair than a goat, but it’s all in the wrong places.

It’s like my scalp is on strike and my hair is just sitting there watching.

The kind of baldness that makes you look like you got hit by a hairbrush and didn’t file a complaint.

This isn’t a bald spot, it’s a hair hostage situation.

I’ve got a few hairs left, and they’re all trying to escape.

It’s like my hair is on vacation and my head is stuck at the office.

Partial baldness that’s like the hair version of a ‘I showed up, but I didn’t bring my A-game’ attitude.

My hair is like a part-time employee, here sometimes, but never when you need it.

I’ve got hair, but it’s not showing up for the big moments.

It’s like my hair is doing the wave, but only half of it knows what the wave is.