kade keeton

Kade Keeton just said the sky is green. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.

He tried to explain why the sun sets. It’s like he’s explaining it to a goldfish.

Kade said he invented the wheel. It’s a wheel. It’s been around since 3000 BC.

Kade Keeton shouted in class like he was in a war. No one listened, but he was still proud.

He claimed he could solve any problem. Then he couldn’t fix his phone.

He said he could beat Einstein at chess. He lost in 3 moves.

Kade Keeton told me the Earth is flat. I told him to go live in a bunker.

He said he could beat a robot at math. The robot won, and he cried.

He tried to explain gravity. It was like he was explaining it to a toddler.

Kade Keeton said he could beat anyone at any game. He lost to a 5-year-old.

He tried to explain why the moon shines. He said it’s because it’s made of cheese.

He claimed he could read minds. I told him my thoughts, and he got it wrong.

Kade Keeton talked for 10 minutes about why the sky is blue. It was a waste of time.

He gave a 5-minute explanation of why he’s smart. No one believed him.

He rambled about how he’s the best. No one asked him to stop.

Kade Keeton walked into class like he was royalty. He talked about how important he is.

He said he’s the smartest person in the world. He failed math.

He acted like he was the king of the school. He got detention for talking too much.