kade humpty-dump truck

1 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

A guy called Kade with a butt so big it could hold a whole damn construction site.

Kade’s butt is like a dump truck. It carries everything and never stops.

I swear Kade’s butt has a license. It’s got a dump truck and a parking ticket.

Kade walks in, and the whole room goes silent. It’s not because of his looks. It’s because of his butt.

Kade is a guy whose rear end is so full it looks like it’s about to burst.

Kade’s butt is so round, it could win a pie-eating contest.

I saw Kade’s butt once, and it looked like it had a full-time job.

Kade’s butt is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.

Kade is a guy whose butt is so huge, it could be mistaken for a vehicle.

Kade’s butt is like a dump truck. It rolls in, and you’re stuck with it.

I bet Kade’s butt could carry bricks. It’s that strong.

Kade’s butt is so big, it has its own headlights.