kade harris

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a human-shaped meatball who picks on people like they’re tiny and weak
Kade Harris just called me a crybaby because I didn’t text back fast enough.
He told my little sister her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.
He laughed at me when I tripped in front of the whole class.
2
the reason you have a headache every Monday morning
He sent me a message at 10 PM saying I was ‘the worst’.
He told my friend I failed math on purpose.
He called my mom a ‘disaster’ in front of everyone.
3
a person who thinks they’re the king of the school and everyone else is a peasant
He said I was ‘not even worthy’ of talking to him.
He made my lunch look like a crime scene.
He called my dog a ‘sad excuse for a pet’.
4
the kind of person who thinks everyone is a joke and they’re the punchline
He laughed at my math test like it was the worst thing ever.
He told my brother he was ‘a joke’ in front of the whole school.
He said my crush was ‘not even close’ to being cool.
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a person who thinks they’re the only one with a brain and everyone else is stupid
He said I was ‘the dumbest person ever’ in the hallway.
He told my teacher I was ‘not even trying’.
He said my friend’s project was ‘the worst’ ever.
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a human who thinks they’re the best and everyone else is trash
He called my mom a ‘disaster’ on the phone.
He said my lunch was ‘the worst’ ever.
He told my little brother he was ‘not even close’ to being cool.
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