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The fluffiest human ever who thinks his cat macaroni is better than you
Kade faircloth just walked past me like I was a bad haircut
He fed macaroni extra treats because it stared at him
He called me a 'meh human' and I cried
kade faircloth
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The most blubbery person who thinks his cat macaroni is the king of the universe
Kade faircloth said macaroni is the king and I said 'no way' and got yelled at
He cried when macaroni didn't eat his sandwich
He told me to 'shut up or I'll blubber you'
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The most blubbery human who thinks his cat macaroni is the only good thing in life
Kade faircloth said macaroni is the only good thing and I said 'what about you?' and he cried
He took macaroni to the park and I got left behind
He blubbered me into silence just to feed macaroni