Kade

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A god-like human being who looks like a superhero and can lift cars. He’s got a huge ego but it’s kind of cute. He’s also a total softie when it comes to his girl.
Kade just bench pressed 200 pounds and still had the energy to flirt with my sister.
He’s like the human version of a superhero but with more hair and less pants.
He’s the reason why I failed gym class because I was too busy staring at him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kade who’s short and probably thinks being tall is a requirement for being cool. He’s a weird mix of nerdy, loud, and ADHD. He’s also the reason why the school thinks we’re all crazy.
He tried to explain quantum physics to the principal and got sent to the office.
He’s the one who wore a hat inside the school and nobody knew why.
He can be quiet one second and scream at a pigeon the next.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s so charming he could make a brick wall blush. He’s got the whole school drooling over him and he’s not even trying.
He walked into the cafeteria and the whole room went silent.
He’s the kind of guy who could make a math test fun.
He’s got more confidence than a guy who’s never been rejected.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s got the looks, the brains, and a penis so big it could be a legend. He’s also got a secret life as a gossip king.
He knows all the secrets of the school and never tells a soul.
He’s the reason why the popular kids are all friends with him.
He’s got the brain of a genius and the body of a superhero.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s not the biggest faggot but still has a lot of people after him. He’s got the body of a model and the brain of a genius.
He’s the kind of guy who could make a math test fun.
He’s got more confidence than a guy who’s never been rejected.
He’s got the body of a model and the brain of a genius.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The best human being to ever walk the planet. He’s got the brain of a genius and the body of a superhero. He’s also the kind of guy who makes friends easily.
He’s the kind of guy who could make a math test fun.
He’s got more confidence than a guy who’s never been rejected.
He’s got the body of a model and the brain of a genius.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you just randomly walk up to the front of the class and talk about something that has nothing to do with the lesson. It’s the worst and the best part of the day.
He walked up to the front and talked about his dog for 10 minutes.
He started a speech about why pizza is the best food ever.
He talked about the weather for so long the teacher gave up.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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