Kaddywumpus

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A total lunatic who thinks they’re the main character of a movie they didn’t even watch.
My cousin thinks he’s a superhero because he once tripped over a sock.
My neighbor yells at the mailman like he’s the devil.
My mom thinks the toaster is trying to sabotage her.
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Someone who acts like they’re in a fight even when they’re just arguing about the last slice of pizza.
My brother started a wrestling match over a half-eaten pizza.
My sister cried because I took one extra crumb.
My dad screamed at the microwave for not heating his soup right.
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A person who thinks they’re famous and will tell anyone who’ll listen.
My uncle says he’s a rock star and sings in the shower every day.
My grandma thinks she’s a celebrity and sends out DMs to strangers.
My brother claims he was in a movie and it was ‘The Great Sock Adventure’.
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A person who makes up wild stories just to sound cool.
My friend says he’s a secret agent and sneaks into the mall at night.
My brother claims he defeated a dragon in the backyard.
My cousin says she’s a pirate who sailed the toilet.
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A person who won’t shut up and thinks everyone is listening to them.
My mom talks nonstop about her cat’s opinion on the weather.
My brother yells about his video game for three hours straight.
My dad tells the same joke every day and still thinks it’s new.
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A person who takes small things way too seriously and acts like they’re dying.
My cousin cried because the light bulb was flickering.
My sister screamed when the dog barked at her.
My brother threw a tantrum because the chair wasn’t in the right spot.
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A person who acts like they’re in a soap opera and will tell you all about it.
My uncle says he’s being betrayed by his toaster.
My grandma thinks her neighbor is trying to steal her spotlight.
My brother claims he’s in love with his video game character.
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Someone who won’t stop bragging and thinks they’re the best at everything.
My friend says he’s the best at everything and even beats the vacuum cleaner.
My brother claims he can beat anyone in a race with his socks on.
My cousin thinks she’s the greatest at everything and even beats the mailman.
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A person who talks like they’re on a commercial and thinks everyone is watching.
My uncle shouts about his new sock brand to the whole neighborhood.
My grandma thinks she’s on TV and talks to the dog like it’s a co-star.
My brother claims he’s selling his video game character to the world.
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A person who acts like they’re famous and will stop at nothing to prove it.
My brother took over the school’s announcements just to be the spotlight.
My cousin made a TikTok about her sock collection.
My dad started a podcast about his opinions on the cereal.
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