Kaddish block-up

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A holy mess where a bunch of people crash the Kaddish prayer like it's a subway car and they block the door so hard it feels like a holy traffic jam.
I walked into Kaddish and got stuck like a sardine in a can.
The door was blocked so tight, I thought the Rabbi was gonna yell at the door.
We were all just standing there like a group of angry pigeons blocking the exit.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When the Kaddish prayer gets interrupted by a crowd of people who decide to stand in the doorway like they own it, and no one is leaving until the prayer is done.
I walked into Kaddish and got stuck like a sardine in a can.
The door was blocked so tight, I thought the Rabbi was gonna yell at the door.
We were all just standing there like a group of angry pigeons blocking the exit.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A holy door block where people come in like a herd of holy bulls and stand in front of the door until Kaddish is over, and no one is leaving.
I walked into Kaddish and got stuck like a sardine in a can.
The door was blocked so tight, I thought the Rabbi was gonna yell at the door.
We were all just standing there like a group of angry pigeons blocking the exit.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When the Kaddish prayer turns into a holy traffic jam because people decide to stand in the doorway like they're blocking a subway car, and no one is leaving until the prayer is done.
I walked into Kaddish and got stuck like a sardine in a can.
The door was blocked so tight, I thought the Rabbi was gonna yell at the door.
We were all just standing there like a group of angry pigeons blocking the exit.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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