Kaddie

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Kaddie is the kind of person who makes your brain explode with how awesome they are. They are hot, weird, and basically the human version of a firework.
Kaddie walked into the room and I immediately lost my mind.
My crush is Kaddie and I am now officially a lost cause.
Kaddie is the reason I failed math and passed drama.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaddie is a magical being who is super pretty, smart, and also the weirdest person ever. She acts like she knows everything but she’s just faking it.
Kaddie told me she could time travel and I believed her until she got confused by the toaster.
She cried when I told her I was leaving but then laughed when I said I was coming back.
Kaddie is the only person who can make me laugh while I’m screaming into a pillow.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaddie is the friend who is always there for you even if she's busy being the best at everything and looking like a fashion icon while doing it.
Kaddie texted me back 3 hours later with a selfie and a meme.
She got straight A’s and still had time to make me laugh.
Kaddie is the reason I wear pants with holes and still feel confident.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaddie is Amaan Malik Dixon from Cleveland, Ohio. He was a performer, he was cool, and he was known as ‘Supa Kaddy’ before he became just Kaddy.
Amaan used to sing in the shower and now he’s famous.
He used to go to school with a bunch of artsy people.
He changed his name from ‘Supa Kaddy’ to just ‘Kaddy’ and now he’s a legend.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kaddie is a kangaroo who is so strong he could be your dad. Imagine a kangaroo who looks like he could beat up your dad and then take you out for ice cream.
That kangaroo in the zoo could be my dad and he looks like he could beat up my dad.
Kaddie is the kangaroo who jumps higher than your dad.
I would trust Kaddie with my life and my allowance.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaddie is like a queen but she doesn’t act like she’s better than you. She’s just awesome and kind and sometimes she’s a little bit weird.
Kaddie is like a queen but she’s also my best friend.
She doesn’t act like she’s better than you, even though she is.
Kaddie is the kind of person who would save you from a dragon and then forget to do her homework.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaddie is like ‘Daddy’ but with a penis that could beat up your dad. Imagine that.
Kaddie has a penis that could beat up your dad and your mom.
He’s like your dad but with a better penis.
Kaddie is the reason I now have a fear of penises.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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