kaddi whompus

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A weirdo who acts like they're the only one with a brain, but really they’re just a mess in a suit.

My boss is a kaddi whompus. He thinks he’s a genius, but he can’t even make coffee without burning it.

My cousin claimed she invented the internet. That’s a kaddi whompus if I ever saw one.

My teacher said the moon is made of cheese. That’s a kaddi whompus level of dumb.

A plan so stupid it’s like trying to build a house out of spaghetti and hope it stands.

My idea to eat 10 pizzas in one night was a kaddi whompus. I ended up vomiting on my couch.

When my friend tried to explain love with a flowchart. That was a kaddi whompus.

My attempt to run a marathon in socks was a kaddi whompus.

A comment so ridiculous it makes you want to scream into a pillow and hope no one hears you.

When my mom said she could beat up a dragon with a spoon. That was a kaddi whompus comment.

My dog barked at a cloud and called it a conspiracy. That’s a kaddi whompus statement.

My brother said the sky was green. That’s a kaddi whompus-level lie.