kaddi

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A person who’s so good they should get a trophy just for existing, but they’re too busy being cool to act like they’re special.
Kaddi is like the human version of a snack that’s also a superhero.
She walks in and everyone’s like, 'Who the hell is this?'
She’s the only person who can make math class fun.
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The most insane person ever, she’s beautiful, smart, and weird as hell. Only one person gets her, and that person is probably confused too.
Kaddi asked me if my cat had a soul. I said no. She said, 'Then why is it following me?'
She told her teacher she was ‘doing the math in reverse’ and got extra credit.
She once cried because a cloud looked sad.
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The word for hot, but with more swear words and less subtlety.
Kaddi is hotter than my mom’s pizza on a Saturday.
She walked in and my brain shut down.
I asked her out. She said, 'You’re cute. I’ll think about it.'
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The most supportive friend ever, even if she’s busy being awesome and looking like a model.
Kaddi texted me at 1 a. m. to tell me she missed me.
She’s in the top 10% of her class but still has time to be my bestie.
She wears the latest clothes and still has time to help me with my homework.
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A guy who’s been performing his whole life, and now he’s known as Kaddi. He’s from Cleveland, and he’s legit.
Kaddi once did a musical number in the hallway and no one stopped him.
He went to school for performing arts and still got extra credit for being cool.
He used to be called 'Supa Kaddy' and now he’s just Kaddi, and that’s fine.
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A kangaroo who’s so strong, he could be your dad, and he’s from Australia.
Kaddi is like a kangaroo with a PhD in dad energy.
He’s the kind of kangaroo that could bench-press you.
He’s from Australia and he’s got a six-pack for days.
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A dad version with a penis that could beat up a whole gym.
Kaddi has a penis that could beat up a whole gym.
He’s like a dad with a side of superpowers.
He’s the kind of dad who would take you to the gym and then beat up the gym.
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